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  • JFK Conspiracy Theories

    JFK Conspiracy Theories

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    Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven. St. Peter tells them that Heaven is a place of all knowledge, so they can each ask him one question and he will reveal the answer to them. The first one says "Who killed John F. Kennedy?" St. Peter says "Lee Harvey Oswald." The other says "Who was he working with?" St. Peter says "He acted alone." The two of them look at each other and say "Wow! The coverup is bigger than we thought!" But seriously, what keeps this stuff going? Some would say the evidence. Other would say mental illness. I myself am unsure, and I have a hard time really focusing on this one as I didn't live through it. This article is pretty much a starting point for me and a note to self. Steve, debunk this one.

  • Defending Incognito

    Defending Incognito

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    As with any story, it is hard to say what happened unless you were there yourself. So why do I feel the need to post an article defending Richie Incognito? Because I can recognize a good snow job when I see one, and there is a blizzard coming from Jonathan Martin and company on this deal. Now to be fair, I am well aware that I am in the minority opinion on this one. Chances are if you are reading this you already have an opinion on this topic. Either I am preaching to the choir or I am dealing with a skeptic who wants to get a good chuckle at a brainwashed Dolphins fan defending the indefensible. So while I typically take the approach of building a good case, let me lay the best logical argument I have on you to kick this thing off.

  • Don't Drink The Tea

    Don't Drink The Tea

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    Scott Brown, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, and Rick Snyder. What do these guys have in common? If you are a tea party member, then you already know the answer. Rick Snyder accepted the Medicare expansion for his state. Marco Rubio tried to tackle immigration reform. Scott Brown... who am I kidding? Like they need a reason? Heck, Chris Christie hugged Obama, let's throw him under the Tea Party Express. These are all candidates once endorsed by the Tea Party who have found themselves on the outs with the same group.  Now, with another midterm election looming around the corner, it appears Mitch McConnell has made the Tea Party Hit List as well. But before you guys get too far into this, would you kindly allow me to present you with some simple logic?

  • Black Suits and Knickerbockers

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    If you think political talk radio is a brutal place, you should try sports talk radio. In the world of news talk, you have a biased hosed with a political agenda attempting to spin current events to make you see them his way. In the world of sports talk, you largely have a field of minds so jammed with statistics and dates that they are unable to form a point of view on anything other than a simple Vegas line, let alone manage to try to find a way to spin the event for the mindless masses who tune it. This can make listening to channels like Mad Dog Radio on Sirius and XM Radio an exercise in frustration. Yet it is an exercise that I perform almost daily, and occasionally I call in to try to straighten some of these guys out. My latest beef? The New York Knicks.

  • Abortion: Leopards Vs Hyenas

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    One of the major drawbacks of being a blogger who has opinions that don't always fit the mainstream of either political party is that, after awhile, the party faithful tend to tune you out. Truth be told, I tend to get more responses from the left than from the right when I post my articles to facebook. On the issue of abortion, I am a guy who was once in the pro life political camp until my views evolved (politically, not personally) to pro choice. Yet I have long believed, ever since I knew there even was such an issue, that we should all be able to find some common ground on a child that has been born alive. That was, of course, before I knew about a State Senator from Illinois named Barack Obama and a doctor from Pennsylvania named Kermit Gosnell.

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How To Hire A Hitman

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Steve ParryI like to watch detective shows when I'm not driving (preferably) and my favorite are the reality ones. I've seen countless episodes of people trying to hire a hitman and it not working out so well for them. Thus, I know that if you want to hire someone to kill someone else, and you mention it to a friend, they will always refer you to "a guy they know". This guy will have a thick beard and a bad mullet. He will arrange a meet up in a low budget motel room. He will ask you a bunch of questions about how you want the job done like "You want it to look like an accident, right"? He will then take half the money up front right before the rest of the cops bust in from the other room and arrest you. This is not a good way to hire a hitman.

But what is a good way to hire a hitman? I decided to investigate, and I have developed a fool proof way for you to have your enemy "offed" without any legal repercussions for yourself. Now, people will know you did it, and will say a bunch of bad stuff about you, but you get rid of your problem and you walk. Cool?

I should point out that I have not personally tried this method, but I have done plenty of research on liberal blogs, and it is foolproof. It will only, however, work in the United States. Also, to protect the innocent I will use myself as the example victim for the sake of this period of instruction. That means that by the time you read this, I will likely be dead, but know that I died passing along some great knowledge. Okay, ready to whack someone? Let's go.

Step 1: Get A Map

Any old map of the United States will do. For the sake of this example hit, we will use this one.

USmap

Step 2: Get A Picture

For this step you will need a picture of your intended victim. The picture should be a current one that looks as they look now. Don't use an old yearbook photo or anything. If you don't have a picture of them, get it off their facebook. If they don't have a facebook, you're retarded for wasting your time killing someone that anonymous. For the sake of our example hit, we will use this picture of me.

me

Step 3: Get A Site.

You will need a picture of a gun site. This should be a transparent gif or png. For our hit, we will use this one.

Sight

Step 4: Line 'Em Up

Now you will need a simple image editor that will allow you to layer images on top of each other. In this step, you will take the picture of your victim and place it on the State that he or she resides in. In my case, that would be Indiana, so our new map will look like this.

Map With Me

Step 5: Ready, Aim.

Now, you will need to take your gun site and place it over the image of the victim. Make sure that you alter the image enough so that their face is visible through the site so that the local nut cases will be able to see who they need to kill. The finished product should look like so.

Map Victim Site

Step 6: Post

For the final step, simply post the graphic to the internet. It doesn't much matter where, but it should be in a place where people can see it. I might suggest your personal blog or website, because it is likely you will have more supporters there. Your facebook or myspace should work nicely as well.

That is it, folks. Now, all we have to do is sit back and wait. In a very short time, some psychopath will come make the hit for you, and free of charge at that. Of course, in this case, I used myself, so I should probably say a nice goodbye before I post this. I know that many of you are thinking "Don't do it, Steve" but I have to. You know why? Because I am a people person. And the way I see it, if this post can save just one person from having to put up with a real bastard, than it is all worth while. So long, internet friends. It's been fun. I'm hitting the post button now.

 

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