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  • Sanctuary Cities Explained

    Sanctuary Cities Explained

    Author Administrator

    This election cycle, we have heard a lot about "Sanctuary Cities" and their disregard for the law when it comes to illegal immigration. Donald Trump made dealing with these cities a campaign issue, promising to crack down on them and make them comply with federal immigration enforcement. This was a popular issue with many of his supporters, but in talking with them it became increasingly clear that many of them have no idea what a sanctuary city is, what they do, and how this relates to federal immigration law enforcement. Some of them think that these cities go so far as to harbor illegals and protect them from federal enforcement agents. I wanted to make an attempt at clearing the air on what it is exactly that these cities do.

  • Countering Disinformation And Propaganda

    Author Administrator

    Perhaps you may have seen this headline from InfoWars and wondered how much truth there was to it. It makes a bold and powerful claim about one of the last acts of the Obama Presidency. "Obama Quietly Signs The ‘Countering Disinformation And Propaganda Act’ Into Law Just like that, the US Ministry of Truth is officially born", it reads. By searching the headline, you can find numerous instances of the article that are all copies and pastes of the original writing, so it is hard to definitively state who the original source of this article really is, but the larger question would be, simply put, is it true? Spoiler alert. The simple answer is "no". It is loosely based in fact then expanded upon with falsehoods. For starters though, let's look at the definition of the two words.

  • Darnold Trump

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    Every now and again you bump into someone who had a great idea and really capitalized on it, delivering a quality performance to cap it all off. Darnold Trump over on instagram is one such individual. I have no idea who they are, but they had an idea and they played their hand well. As we all know, Donald Trump says plenty of really dumb and really controversial things. What if someone kept track of these gaffes in a funny and informative way? Well, that's what Darnold has done here, and done very well. Every picture is complete with a cartoonish graphic of Trump, with nothing more than a giant mouth on his face. Each image is "checked in" at the location where Trump made the corresponding statement.

  • Coast to Coast Christmas

    Author Administrator

    Generally speaking, I go home for Christmas. That's the one day of the year you can count on me being home. In 20 years of driving a truck, I had only missed one Christmas at home, and that was due to getting stuck in bad weather. This year, however, I decided to stay out on the road and collect that nice bonus that my company offers for those drivers who are willing to shred their last ties to humanity and go full blown vagabond for the holidays. My hand was up, count me in. And that is how I came to the realization that there literally nothing on the 200+ channels on SiriusXM radio on Xmas Eve, so if you'll humor me I wanted to take a minute to complain about the one refuge I found in this entertainment desert.

  • Is Trump Scary?

    Author Administrator

    Many Trump supporters have been having fun with the overreaction of some on the left to Donald Trump's victory. It seems the operative term for these folks is "snowflake" and their home base of operation is a location known as a "safe space". And while some have clearly taken it a bit far, being observed in the fetal position crying, or rescheduling exams to allow time for healing, perhaps some on the right aren't taking it quite far enough by not trying to understand some of the concerns of others that might be legitimate. I think the best way to come to some common ground is to look at a single issue that might illustrate the points on both sides.

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How To Hire A Hitman

Written by Administrator.

Steve ParryI like to watch detective shows when I'm not driving (preferably) and my favorite are the reality ones. I've seen countless episodes of people trying to hire a hitman and it not working out so well for them. Thus, I know that if you want to hire someone to kill someone else, and you mention it to a friend, they will always refer you to "a guy they know". This guy will have a thick beard and a bad mullet. He will arrange a meet up in a low budget motel room. He will ask you a bunch of questions about how you want the job done like "You want it to look like an accident, right"? He will then take half the money up front right before the rest of the cops bust in from the other room and arrest you. This is not a good way to hire a hitman.

But what is a good way to hire a hitman? I decided to investigate, and I have developed a fool proof way for you to have your enemy "offed" without any legal repercussions for yourself. Now, people will know you did it, and will say a bunch of bad stuff about you, but you get rid of your problem and you walk. Cool?

I should point out that I have not personally tried this method, but I have done plenty of research on liberal blogs, and it is foolproof. It will only, however, work in the United States. Also, to protect the innocent I will use myself as the example victim for the sake of this period of instruction. That means that by the time you read this, I will likely be dead, but know that I died passing along some great knowledge. Okay, ready to whack someone? Let's go.

Step 1: Get A Map

Any old map of the United States will do. For the sake of this example hit, we will use this one.

USmap

Step 2: Get A Picture

For this step you will need a picture of your intended victim. The picture should be a current one that looks as they look now. Don't use an old yearbook photo or anything. If you don't have a picture of them, get it off their facebook. If they don't have a facebook, you're retarded for wasting your time killing someone that anonymous. For the sake of our example hit, we will use this picture of me.

me

Step 3: Get A Site.

You will need a picture of a gun site. This should be a transparent gif or png. For our hit, we will use this one.

Sight

Step 4: Line 'Em Up

Now you will need a simple image editor that will allow you to layer images on top of each other. In this step, you will take the picture of your victim and place it on the State that he or she resides in. In my case, that would be Indiana, so our new map will look like this.

Map With Me

Step 5: Ready, Aim.

Now, you will need to take your gun site and place it over the image of the victim. Make sure that you alter the image enough so that their face is visible through the site so that the local nut cases will be able to see who they need to kill. The finished product should look like so.

Map Victim Site

Step 6: Post

For the final step, simply post the graphic to the internet. It doesn't much matter where, but it should be in a place where people can see it. I might suggest your personal blog or website, because it is likely you will have more supporters there. Your facebook or myspace should work nicely as well.

That is it, folks. Now, all we have to do is sit back and wait. In a very short time, some psychopath will come make the hit for you, and free of charge at that. Of course, in this case, I used myself, so I should probably say a nice goodbye before I post this. I know that many of you are thinking "Don't do it, Steve" but I have to. You know why? Because I am a people person. And the way I see it, if this post can save just one person from having to put up with a real bastard, than it is all worth while. So long, internet friends. It's been fun. I'm hitting the post button now.