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Sometimes these people really make me scratch my head. Wasn't I just saying that it was unreasonable to criticize the Obama Administration for this Gulf Oil Spill? Apparently, my gesture was unwanted and unneeded. Right on the heels of that, here comes the Obama Admin wanting to take full responsibility.

Excuse me, but have you guys been paying any attention at all over there? You do realize that this is a complete and utter disaster, right President Obama? Why in the heck would someone who has plausible deniability actually want to take credit for this mess? They were on the right track last week when they pointed out that the Feds don't have better equipment or technology than does BP. This is, after all, BP's spill and hence responsibility. It is furthermore their mess to clean up.

Even Nancy Pelosi gets it. Well, not really, but she understands that it is a bad thing to own this mess. So what does she do? The only thing these guys know how to do. She blames Bush.

“We're talking about eight years of the Bush administration, and many of the people appointed in the Bush administration are still burrowed in the agencies that are supposed to oversee the industry,”

Seriously, Nancy? You can't possibly be that stupid. Sure, there's a lot of evidence against you, but if you were there would be a kid standing beside you with a drool rag at the ready. Yet even this neon sign of intellectual vacancy understands that one doesn't want to be tagged with the blame for this mess. So what in the heck is President Obama thinking here? How can he let Carol Browner run around begging credit for this debacle?

President Obama's director of the White House Office of Energy and Climate Change Policy says the White House calls the shots when it comes to the care and clean up of the Gulf oil spill. "Make no mistake about it, the government is in charge. BP comes to the government and gets permission to take the steps they take," Carol Browner told Fox & Friends anchor Steve Doocy during an interview Tuesday.

Well, Mr. President, let me apologize then. You want it? You got it. I stand corrected. I guess the President does hate those fluffy little birds that are getting soaked in oil. I'm sorry that I tried to be reasonable and blame the people actually behind the accident and cleanup process when clearly, Sir, it is all your fault. I now recognize your great wrath at the fishermen in New Orleans, and stand in awe of all you have done to destroy their livelihoods. I would like to complicate the way you were able to see the true evil in the marsh lands and obliterate them with your swift and sure destruction. And what the heck is that creature pictured above? I don't know, but he's ugly, and I want to thank you for your noble attempt at eradicating him and his kind from the planet. This world will be a much better place for all the wonderful things you have accomplished down there in the Gulf of Mexico. Now I still think that it was a bit over the top killing those 11 workers, but hey, who am I to question? I did it once before, and clearly I was wrong. I'm sorry.

Many have criticized the President for his golfing and vacationing during this crisis, but one thing is as clear as the plastic nose on Nancy Pelosi's face. In this White House, stupid never takes a day off.