Hot For Teacher

As we all know, female teachers don't make nearly the stink that male teachers do when they get a little too friendly with their students. Yes, it is sexist, but it is just a fact of life. This particular story gets filed under the "You're doing it wrong" category, but perhaps the reason might surprise you. I would think that it should be obvious that a 38 year old teacher having sex with her 16 year old student is doing it wrong, but her explanation for why she was having sex with the pupil shows exactly how wrong she was doing it. The story took place in Stuart Florida, and the USA Today reported the following.

Noting "midlife crisis feelings," Neely told police, she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Now I'm not a trained professional, but if you're plan to get a teenage boy to quit asking for sex is to have sex with him, you're doing it wrong. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Amy Lou Neely, but that just isn't going to work out all that well for you.

A few interesting side notes can be found in this story.

1. The 38 year old woman was a teacher at a Christian Academy in Florida.
2. Her husband caught her by tracking her movements using the GPS on her cell phone.
3. The student was a foreign exchange student. No word on if his counterpart received the same welcome in the Country he was shipped off to.

Move over, Jerry Sandusky. There's a new molester on the cell block.