Hot Dogs And Diplomacy
Barack Obama has been criticized for not being firm enough with Iran. All that rhetoric from the right wing should change now. After watching the Iranian Government go on a killing spree against it's own people, President Obama took off the gloves and said "No hot dogs for you guys". No, this is not a joke. Our President, on the other hand...
It appears that, in his effort to reach out to the Iranian Government, President Obama had decided to invite Iranian Diplomats to a 4th of July (not to be confused with quatro de cinco) cookout. The featured entree? You got it. Good old American hot dogs. But, as the President was pressured to come out and take a firm stance against the Iranian Election fiasco, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was forced to recind the invitations.
Unfortunately, circumstances have changed, and participation by Iranian diplomats would not be appropriate in light of the unjust actions that the President and I have condemned. For invitations which have been extended, posts should make clear that Iranian participation is no longer appropriate in the current circumstances.
How in the heck does this guy expect to be taken seriously? Well I for one don't. I am, however, a guy with a pretty good sense of humor. I am also a capatilist. Hence, I introduce to you, the latest design from The Axis of Stevil Store celebrating this historic moment of tough foreign policy. Oh, you think it's not tough? This is the kind of stuff that shapes the world. Watch, in a decade or two, people will refer to "The Hot Dog Embargo Of 2009" as the moment that brought peace to the Middle East. Well, probably not. But it wouldn't hurt to have the shirt just in case.
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