Judging A Book By Its Cover

9 Stupid Things People Do To Mess Up Their Resume

Written by trlrtrash13 on .

Given my established success at judging a book by it's cover, one should feel no distress that this book is currently out of stock. I got it covered. Without further ado, the list of 9.

9. Forget to organize their community.

8. Forget to have their Birth Certificate locked up somewhere.

7. Tell the truth.

6.  Stand by their racist preacher.

5. Stand by their Marxist friends.

4. Try to speak without a teleprompter.

3. Enter through doors. Successfull geniuses know to use the windows.

2. Sell their own used furniture. Successfull people know to let their friends sell their vacated seats.

1. Campaign in fewer thn 57 States.