Girls Of Summer

Author: Lois Browne

This book is a story about the aftermath of the 2009 World Series.  Following the Evil Empire (New York Yankees) defeating the Philadelphia Phillies, the game of baseball faced one of it's biggest crises yet. Not having learned from the movie "A League Of Their Own", crying began to take a firm hold on the game. Grown men everywhere traded in their overalls and work boots for skirts and high heels as they cried out "It's not fair!" and "The Yankees are to good".

For awhile there it seemed that we were doomed as men like former baseball players Bill Ripken and Rob Dibble morphed into their alter egos Bill Bitchken and Rob Dribble. Armed with emotion and their ever handy fact shield to  protect them from the onslaught of even the slightest dose of common sense, they bravely fought off the facts as they tried to use emotion to forever change our beloved game. 

Just when it seemed there was no hope, a hero rose up out of this wasteland of stupidity to save the game. The MLBPA said "Salary cap? No way!" They used the latest in technology, a death ray called "Collective Bargaining Agreements" to fight off the evil Girls of Summer. Ironically, this was the first time this weapon had ever been used in a productive manner. 

Now, rest easy. Bill Bitchken and Rob Dribble were not killed in the battle. They instead were knocked out of their moronic stupor and went back to dressing and acting like men and analyzing baseball.  They later considered apologizing for their actions, but decided against it as it might make them seem weak.

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Heather wrote on January 31, 2010

Title: ... ~Just Hearing This Title I'd Think It's A Book About Girls In Bikini's~ report abuse vote down vote up website Votes: +0

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